The Grudge (2004) – DVD Review

A worthy remake of the Japanese original, this remakes stands on its own as an excellent frightfest.

Like THE RING (2002), this is an American remake of a Japanese horror hit. Unlike THE RING, this film retains the Japanese setting, director, and even some of the supporting cast. The result is a film that is closer in flavor to the original, while still different enough to stand on its own as an excellent achievement in the horror genre.
Officially, THE GRUDGE is based on the third of four Japanese horror films called JU-ON, but it actually incorporates scenes and ideas from all of the series. The first two, JU-ON and were released on video; their success led to two theatrical films, called (to help avoid confusion with their direct-to-video progenitors) JU-ON: THE GRUDGE and JU-ON: THE GRUDGE 2. The first half of the American remake sticks fairly closely to JU-ON: THE GRUDGE, but some of the original’s time-line has been straightened out, and new scenes have been added, along with elements like the ghost girl with the missing jawbone from the first DTV film.
Fans of the Japanese originals may wonder how the American version stacks up, so it’s pleasing to report that it is a worthy addition to the cannon, sort of a distillation of all that came before, rather than an outright remake. In fact, THE GRUDGE replicates so many scenes so closely that one credited screenwriter Steven Susco’s contribution sometimes seems to consist mostly of writing English-language dialogue. To be fair, there are at least half a dozen new sequences, and some of the familiar scenes do play out slightly differently, so not everything is a completely predictable rehash. (Susco also wrote numerous exposition scenes that were dropped in editing.)
In this regard, director Takashi Shimizu is following in the tradition he established when writing and directing the JU-ON films: like Sam Raimi�s EVIL DEAD trilogy, the JU-ON sequels frequently recreated elements from the previous films in the series. In a sense, none of them is a true sequel; all of them are like stand-alone semi-remakes, and the same is true of THE GRUDGE — which recreates many favorite moments for the benefit of American audiences who would not want to sit through a subtitled Japanese film.
There differences between THE GRUDGE and the JU-ON: THE GRUDGE is mostly a matter of emphasis. The lead characters are now American, and the film does a good job of portraying their culture shock at finding themselves in a foreign country where they do not speak the language, creating a sense of unease and discomfort even before the supernatural intrudes. The episodic story structure remains, but there has been some attempt to make the jumps back and forth in time more clear to the audience. There are no longer any “chapter subtitles” introducing the name of the character who will be the focus of each episode; instead, the film tries to create the illusion that we are watching one seamless plot.
To this end, Sarah Michelle Gellar’s social worker character is threaded throughout the film than was her Japanese counterpart in Reiko in JU-ON: THE GRUDGE, creating the impression that she is the film’s protagonist, even though she mostly just acts as our eyes and ears, discovering little bits of information and turning up background exposition that help to explain what’s happening to the audience.
In short, those expecting Buffy the Japanese Ghost Slayer were disappointed. And that’s a good thing, because the point of THE GRUDGE (like its predecessors) is to create a supernatural curse that allows for no safe harbor. Once you come in contact with it, you’re doomed; the only question is when and where the curse will manifest itself. This sense of approaching inevitable dread is what made all the JU-ON films so effective, so it’s nice to see that element retained.
There are a few minor missteps. A few fleeting CGI shots are okay, but they lack the uncanny quality that Shimizu brings to his live-action manifestations of the “Grudge.” There are more “jump-type” scares, underlined by a “sting” from the soundtrack. This kind of simple shock technique undermines the real virtue of Shimizu’s approach, which is based largely on anticipation and visualizations of weird, inexplicable phenomena — the ind of thing that not only makes you jump out of your seat but also gives you nightmares after you leave the theatre.
The attempts at characterization are mostly irrelevant to the thrust of the film (which is all-out terror). These scenes may make the actors feel as if they have something interesting to do, but they do not enhance the story; if anything, they slow down the pace in the early scenes. (All of the JU-ON films move from scare scene to scare scene with an admirably smooth simplicity, maintaining a high level of tension without ever seeming monotonous.) Because of this, some of the momentum and suspense are muted, but thankfully things pick up as the film proceeds.
The American version does have its virtues. The larger budget allowed for elaborate sets (the Japanese films were shot mostly on locations that limited camera angles and movement), and some of the shots have been rethought and improved; in particular, the uncanny elevator ride, in which the ghostly Toshio (Yuya Ozeki) is seen on every floor, is now accomplished in a single, uninterrupted take, instead of being fudged together in the editing. There is a fine score by Christopher Young that (mostly) emphasizes dread rather than shock. And the stereophonic soundtrack mix is excellent, using whisperings, cat cries, the padded sound of the little ghost boy’s running feet, and of course his mother Kayako’s creaking voice — all to send shivers down your spine.
Adding up the pros and the cons, THE GRUDGE is not quite a match for JU-ON: THE GRUDGE, which deserves a place in the pantheon of all-time great horror films. But THE GRUDGE works much better as an American translation than THE RING, recreating and occasionally improving upon some of the most memorable moments of the original. Fans of the Japanese films should be satisfied at another chance to enjoy director Takashi Shimizu’s style of horror. Viewers unfamiliar with the JU-ON series will no doubt enjoy the film even more.


The original DVD release of THE GRUDGE featured the theatrical cut of the film, which was slightly trimmed to earn a PG-13 rating (some shots during a bathtub drowning scene were removed to placate the Motion Picture Association of America, which objected to the suggestion of “child endangerment”).
The DVD’s bonus features included a theatrical trailer, an audio commentary, a five-part making-of documentary entitled “A Powerful Rage,” and a featurette called “Under the Skin.”
“A Powerful Rage” consists mostly of press junket-type video interviews of the cast and crew extolling the virtues of the film. It gets off to a weak start with voice-over commentary by Sam Raimi discussing the original Japanese-language film JU-ON: THE GRUDGE while we see footage only of the Americanized remake. Overall, the emphasis is on light-hearted anecdotes from the American cast (talking about how much they enjoyed filming in Japan). The few comments from director Takashi Shimizu are not very enlightening, and there is almost no discussion of the techniques used to make the ghostly appearances of Kayako and Toshio so disturbingly effective.
“Under the Skin” features talking-head comments from PhD. Joseph Ledoux discussing fear response in humans and how horror films can trigger that response. Footage from THE GRUDGE is intercut to illustrate the points he is making, but he never specifically tailors his comments to the film, and he never focuses on what should be an essential point: why do some films like THE GRUDGE succeed at triggering these fear response while others fail?
The audio commentary is a bit crowded, featuring eight members of the cast and crew: actors Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jason Behr, Clea DuVall, Kaydee Strickland, and Ted Raimi; screenwriter Stephen Susco; and producers Sam Raimi and Robert Tapert. Unfortunately, some of them seem farther away from the microphone and, therefore, are more difficult to hear, so you may find yourself riding the volume button on your remote control.
The overall feeling is of a bunch of friends chattering while a film plays in the background, with lots of chuckling and irrelevant patter about what went on behind the scenes (often repeating anecdotes already related in “A Powerful Rage”). For instance, much time is spent describing a purification ritual performed before filming started, in which Behr tries to pinpoint the exact sequence of bows, chants, etc.
Still, some of the commentary is amusing, as when Ted Raimi relates tales of being yelled at by the director for trying to get in a last bite of his lunch while the camera was rolling. Gellar describes the experience of filming on location without extras: all the people in the crowd scenes are just regular people going about their business; and unlike in America, they ignore the camera filming the actors. Sam Raimi explains that the decision was made to keep the remake in Japan in order to maintain the flavor of the original JU-ON films. And mention is made that the main house set of THE GRUDGE (unlike JU-ON, which was filmed in a real apartment) was built on the Toho soundstages, where films as diverse as Godzilla and THE SEVEN SAMURAI were made.
Raimi mentions the “Director’s Cut” DVD release, which includes footage missing from the theatrical version. (He even chuckles, imaging the reaction of viewers, who have just shelled out money the theatrical cut on DVD, upon learning of a more complete version.) His description of the differences is that the director’s cut contains about three minutes of additional footage (including trimmed footage from the bathtub drowning), but the running time is almost the same because other scenes have been deleted (as an example, he erroneously cites the rooftop dialogue between Gellar’s character and the Japanese police detective, which was inserted for the benefit of American viewers who needed more explanation for how the supernatural “Grudge” worked).

Kayako (Takako Fuji) performs her infamous downstairs crawl in the American remake.


The director’s cut DVD features an extended, unrated version of the film (with some scenes slightly re-ordered); an audio commentary with director Takashi Shimizu, producer Taka Ichise, and actress Takako Fuji (who plays Kayako); fifteen deleted scenes with optional commentary; two short films by Shimizu; video diaries by Sarah Michelle Gellar and KaDee Strickland; production design sketches, storyboards, and a video tour of the haunted Saeki house.
The unrated cut is superior without being much bloodier; in fact, it’s sad to imagine that the film had to be cut at all. The few gory moments (a severed jawbone and later the ghostly Yoko minus her jaw) are held for several frames longer so that viewers can see what they are looking at, and there is more footage of Kayako’s corpse when Peter (Bill Pullman) discovers it.
More significantly, near the end, when the Sarah Michelle Gellar character is searching through the haunted house, you see the dead father hanging from the ceiling while Toshio pushes him like a swing, making his feet bang against the wall. (That’s the knocking sound you hear in the theatrical cut that leads her to find the body, but in the PG-13 version you didn’t see why the body was swinging.) This leads to longer flashback of the murders of Kayako and Toshio, which is much more grim and effective.
The disc also includes numerous deleted scenes. Some are mere vignettes connecting scenes in the film: for example more shots of Gellar’s social worker cleaning up for the old lady before she realizes something is wrong in the house (on the option audio commentary, Shimizu complains that his characters are always cleaning). Other scenes are pointless attempts by the American screenwriter (working at the behest of the producers) to explain each and every little detail, as if tying up the loose threads were an absolute necessity; fortunately, saner reasoning prevailed in the editing room.
There are also some pointless “dramatic” scenes, wherein Gellar and her boyfriend argue about what she saw in the haunted house. As director Takashi Shimizu rightly points out in his audio commentary, the scenes serve no purpose because they do not resolve anything: they begin and end with the characters in the same state of mind — her believing she saw a ghost, him believing she was mistaken.
There is one scene (of Kadee Strickland’s character finding her brother acting weird after an encounter with Toshio) that fans of the original Japanese film JU-ON: THE GRUDGE will recognize. And there is also an interesting alternate ending that leaves the film with a dreamy, almost unresolved feel. But the most interesting deleted scene is the death of Yoko, which was originally supposed to take place later in the film (after her jawbone is discovered in the attic). This sequence is not so much a longer version of what is in the finished film as an almost completely different version, using different camera angles and action, including a Steadicam shot that swoops in on her when she pokes her head up into the attic.
The audio commentary is very jokey: Shimizu says he wanted the famous Columbia Pictures’ logo to grow brunette hair and crawl down off her pedestal like Kayako; at other times he and producer Ichise wander off into speculation on whether all the extras in the haunted house will die off-screen, or they do an extended riff on what some characters in the background might be saying to each other (“When you see it over and over in editing,” Shimizu apologizes, “your mind starts to wander.”) Throughout, Ichise seems to take particular fun in needling actress Fuji, suggesting that she will be replaced by CGI in any sequel.
Shimizu never really discusses the techniques he used to achieve his frightening effects; instead, he focuses on pressure from U.S. producers to add more CGI effects and more exposition that would explain the plot to American audiences. At one point he expresses his pleasure at being able to use the audio commentary to say, “I told you so” to the producers, pointing out that the film would have run 160 minutes if all the new scenes had been included, prompting Ichise to warn him, “You’ll never work in this town again!”
Shimizu reveals that the American producers were concerned about his tendency to improvise on the set, urging him to stick to the script. He also had to change some details from his original film, such as allowing a security guard to live, in order to abide by the “rules” of the Grudge: that is, only people who enter the “cursed” house die. “I compromised on that because it had to have certain rules for America,” he says. “They may not accept randomness.”
The director also points out numerous differences between THE GRUDGE and the Japanese original JU-ON: THE GRUDGE, such as the fact that the studio built sets allowed him to achieve camera angles that were impossible on cramped locations (like shooting from inside the closet). It’s also interesting to note that Japanese audiences felt the American remake captured the culture shock of Americans living in Japan.
Some amusing anecdotes emerge: the Yuya Ozeki, the young actor who has played Toshio in four films, skipped the GRUDGE premier because he is now old enough to understand the plot and get frightened.
And Shimizu confirms that Strickland’s taxi ride is an homage to a similar scene with Jessica Harper in Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA. Unfortunately, the subtitles for the audio commentary misspell the title phonetically and (apparently unaware that it is a title) also fails to capitalize the word.
Of the two video diaries, Strickland’s is the more interesting. Gellar’s is a mildly amusing account of a day on the set (the director arrives late, and there are communication problems because of the language barrier — ha! ha!). Strickland, on the other hand, takes us on a fascinating tour of Tokyo, and it is fair to say that be the time her short film is over, you will want to visit the metropolis yourself.
But the most interesting bonus films on the DVD are two short subjects that Shimizu made before the first JU-ON. Shot on video, they are not really complete stories; they are more like brief, spooky vignettes design to demonstrate the techniques he would use to make his feature-length film. “4444444444” shows a slightly older-looking proto-type of the Toshio character. “In a Corner,” set outside in daylight, showcases the unmistakable “Kayako-crawl” as she approaches a helpless victim. Shot on video, both are fairly effective, very brief “stingers.”
Overall, the amount of extra footage and bonus features on the unrated DVD is barely enough to justify a separate release. (Surely, it would have been possible to combine both versions into a two-disc set?) Of the two, the unrated DVD is far preferable, with a superior cut of the film and a more insightful audio commentary, plus more interesting bonus features. Even the deleted scenes, while seldom exciting in themselves, provide a revealing look at what the U.S. producers were trying to do to “Americanize” the movie. In effect, this version of the film pretty much renders the theatrical cut obsolete.
THE GRUDGE (2004). Directed by Takashi Shimizu. Screenplay by Stepyhen Susco, baased on “Ju-On: The Grudge,” written & directed by Shimizu. Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jason Behr, Bill Pullman, Clea Duval, Yuya Ozeki, Takako Fuji.

Pulse (2001) – DVD Review

This film (titled KAIRO in its native Japan) was one of many Asian horror films to follow in the wake of the seminal RINGU (1998), but it was also one of the first to signal that perhaps the wave was cresting and beginning to recede. It features most of the expected elements, many of them orchestrated quite nicely, but it is also slowly paced and maddeningly vague in terms of plot and theme.
The story is about…well, it’s not quite clear what the story is about, at least initially. For the first half, the film plays out like a series of almost random scenes, with little continuity: A computer geek hangs himself for no apparent reason, and his friends fret about what could have caused his inexplicable decision; then they get freaked out when a computer disk he was working on contains an image of his room, with the dead man vaguely seen standing in the shadows (it never seems to occur to anyone that this might just be a picture he took while alive and saved on the disk). Continue reading “Pulse (2001) – DVD Review”

Dark Water (2005) – Film Review

Despite ho-hum reaction from the film critics, this is not a bad film, although it does suffer from slow pacing. In fact, as a remake it compares more favorably to its source material than THE RING does — at least in part because the Japanese version of DARK WATER is not as good as RINGU. It’s easy to see why an American producer would be attracted to the source material: the tale of divorced mother fighting for her daughter in a custody battle and fending off a malevolent ghost combines real-world believability with supernatural horror, providing a strong identification figure that could appeal to women and thus increase the film’s appeal to an audience not normally known to frequent genre films. Continue reading “Dark Water (2005) – Film Review”

Dark Water (2001) – J-Horror Film Review

This follow-up to the 1998 masterpiece RING reteams producer Takashige Ichise with director Hideo Nakata, again adapting a horror story by Koji Suzuki, in this case “Floating Water,” from the aqua-themed anthology DARK WATER (some ideas from the other stories slip in, too). The result displays a similar, effective approach to the mechanics of supernaturally induced fear, which should appeal to fans of spooky Japanese horror. However, the feeling of familiarity, coupled with a slow pace, yields a film that is worthwhile genre exercise but not a groundbreaking masterpiece. Continue reading “Dark Water (2001) – J-Horror Film Review”

The Ring 2 (2005) – J-Horror Film Review

This is the sequel to THE RING(2002), the American remake of the excellent Japanese horror film RINGU, which itself spawned a RINGU 2 (although there is no connection between the plots of the two sequels). Interestingly, Hideo Nakata (who helmed both RINGUand RINGU 2) was hired to direct the American sequel, and he does manage to bring back at least a small amount of the eerie dread that permeated the original RINGU. Unfortunately, the screenplay by Ehren Kruger is littered with plot holes that reduce the story to a generic thriller formula, abandoning the realistic sense of tragedy and compassion that elevated the original film to masterpiece status. Continue reading “The Ring 2 (2005) – J-Horror Film Review”

The Ring (2002) – Film & DVD Review

This competent but frankly uninspired horror film became a blockbuster hit when it was released in 2002, earning over $100-million at the box office. A remake of the 1998 Japanese masterpiece RINGU, the American version retains much of the original but does little to justify its existence beyond the commercial considerations of relocating the setting to Seattle and filling the screen with Caucasian faces. That said, THE RING is an adequate thriller for viewers who like their movies in English only, even if fans of the Japanese film will find little to make the new version worth their while. Continue reading “The Ring (2002) – Film & DVD Review”

Ring (1998) – J-Horror Film Review

RING (spelled Ringu, to distinguish it from the American remake) is a smash hit horror film from Japan, where it has spawned sequels, imitators, and tie-in merchandise. One of the highlights of The American Cinematheque’s 2000 Festival of Japanese Science Fiction and Fantasy films, the film is an eerie, suggestive effort that benefits from a moody soundtrack presented in unnerving stereo.
The film starts with an urban legend related by one of the characters: A boy accidentally sets his VCR to record a blank station, but instead of ending up with a tape full of static, he plays back the image of an evil woman warning him that he will die in a week. After viewing the tape, his phone rings, and a strange voice says, “You watched it.” Then, a week later, he dies for no apparent reason. Continue reading “Ring (1998) – J-Horror Film Review”

One Missed Call (2008) – Film Review

Clearly, it’s time to hang up on these Hollywood remakes of Japanese horror films. No telephone company would get away with this kind of shoddy long-distance service. The call gets through, but the signal is so weak and garbled in the cross-Pacific transit that the message is lost, leaving audience on hold, waiting for scares that never come.

In case you cut class, here is a little history lesson: In 1998, there was RING, the first in a wave of J-horror that included numerous sequels, remakes, and rip-offs. RING (or RINGU, as it is called in America) is one of the few films that warrants the designation “Instant Classic,” in that its visual strategies and plot elements (specifically, a ghostly girl with long dark hair hiding her face) became immediate cliches, used and reused by other films. America got into the act with THE RING (2002) and THE RING 2 (2005), not to mention other remakes such as THE GRUDGE (2004) and PULSE (2006). By the time cult director Takashi Miike got around to filming the Japanese version of ONE MISSED CALLin 2004, the J-Horror formula was about as predictable as a 12-bar blues progression, and the only thing left to do was push the familiar tropes to the point of parody. Watching the film, one got the impression that Miike was trying to eat his cake and have it, too: delivering the anticipated horror while simultaneously satirizing the overly familiar plot elements (such as a lethal supernatural force whose victims know their appointed time of death down to the minute).

This sort of self awareness – which was the whole raison d’etre of the original – is totally lacking in the remake, which follows the standard strategy for this kind of thing: take the original story, recast it with American actors, and goose it up with some additional frights, usually in the form of computer-generated imagery, which might or might not suit the subject matter. The result is one lifeless, uninspired trudge through a rut worn so deep into the moldy ground that one expects the walls to collapse any second, burying the whole mess like a rotting corpse.

The film starts with its best (not good but best scene): a young woman in a backyard garden hears some splashing noises, checks out the pond, and gets pulled in by a pair of ghostly hands – which then grab her cat as well (for no other reason than that the filmmakers reckoned it would be a surprise). Although the woman’s demise is all-too-predictable, the image of her her hoovering over the placid surface – which we just know is going to erupt with some kind of horror – represents the one moment of genuine suspense in the film. (Unfortunately, even this bit is undermined when we subsequently learn that the victim was a recipient of one of the ominous phone messages foretelling of death: if she knew her appointed time had come, why was she not acting a trifle more cautious, instead of walking right into the line of fire, so to speak?)

After the funeral, Leann (Azura Skye) receives a “one missed call” message on her cell phone: although the incoming number indicates that the call was from her dead friend, the voice on the message is her own, screaming in fear, and the date indicates that the call originated a few days in the future. At the appointed time, Leann falls from an overpass into the path of an oncoming train, and after the impact her friend Beth (Shannyn Sossamon) is close enough to see Leann’s dead hand dialing a number on her cell phone. (Whether Beth does in fact see this is not clear. One should also note that in the Japanese original, it was quite clearly a severed hand that was dialing the number.) It turns out that the recipient of the call was Beth’s platonic roommate Ray (Jason Beghe), who soon has a close encounter with a piece of scrap metal from an explosion at a construction sight.

With three on-screen deaths under its belt, the film finally decides to give up the episodic death structure and settle into a plot. Beth teams up with a cop named Jack (Edward Burns), whose sister recently died while hiking; curiously, her body was found with a piece of hard candy in her mouth – which was also true of Beth’s dead friends. After Taylor (Ana Claudia Talancon) receives one of the fateful phone calls, Beth and Jack race to trace the calls to their source, the trail leading them to a missing woman and her two daughters, one dead, one alive. It seems mom had  a record of continually bringing her daughters to the hospital , one for asthma, the other for injuries. Could she have been a child abuser? And did her evil somehow spawn this lethal string of phone messages?

Tracking down the chain of phone calls provides enough plot to keep the movie going, and the mystery has just enough twists to keep the film mildly interesting. Klavan tries to clarify (or at least rationalize) plot points that were vague in the original, but he also provides his own lapses of logic: After a skeptical police officer (Margaret Cho) tells Beth that no mysterious messages were found on the cell phones of her dead friends, do Beth and Taylor take Taylor’s phone to the police when she misses a call? No, they destroy the phone and throw it down a sewer. And why, oh why – when they know that a missed call is the harbinger of doom – do Beth and Taylor turn off their cell phones and take the batteries out – instead of answering every incoming ring so that there will be no more missed calls?

In the end the film cannot escape the arbitrary nature of its own premise. The screenplay by Andrew Klavan (which is credited to both the source novel Chakushin ari and to the 2004 film) inserts some techno-babble dialogue to explain how a ghost might be able to manifest itself through a cell phone, but that still leaves a big, gaping “why?” that is never satisfactorily answered: Why must the ghost manifest through a missed call that provides a premonition of a death to come – wouldn’t it be easier to simply kill instantly? (The real reason, of course, is to imitate RING, which also dealt with phone calls and time limits, but there it made sense: the dead Sadako wanted her victims to have time to duplicate the cursed videotape and show it to others, so that her curse could spread.)

With this contrived and ultimately unconvincing foundation, the film needs to support itself on style and scares; unfortunately, these are in short supply. Director Eric Valette presents the horror straight up, with a lot of CGI spookiness thrown in; we never get the heightened exaggeration that turned Miike’s film into a virtual parody. Also, Valette bungles the two highlights that Miike milked so well in the original. In the first, a reality show hosted by Ted Summers (Ray Wise) promises (falsely, it turns out) to exorcise the ghost before it can kill Taylor. In the second, Beth finds the missing mother’s corpse in the burned wreckage of a hospital, only to have it come to life in front of her.

Both sequences are treated almost like throw-aways; the television show, in particular, is a disappointment, lacking the overtly satirical approach of the original. Overlooking the convenient coincidence of the death being scheduled during prime-time, Miike staged the scene as a live broadcast, presumably being watched by millions of people nationwide; Valette has the death being taped, but the tapes are wiped clean, leaving no evidence. Perhaps the American filmmakers were fearful of the implications (ignored in the Miike version) of what happens when a nation is violently confronted with photographic proof of a lethal supernatural curse.

With such lifeless material, it is little surprise that the cast emerges as bland and unmemorable. Sossamon walks through looking more glum than frightened for her life; the victims are pretty much just walking targets; and when the ghost responsible for the haunting finally reveals his/her evil face, the effect is about at the level of a grade school play. (You can practically hear Count Floyd crying, “Oooo…scary, kids!”) The chief exception is Ed Burns, who is competent enough to play a cop with conviction, even when he’s on the trail of a ghost. And it is fun to see stand-up comedian Margaret Cho in a bit part; hopefully, this film will provide fodder for her next stand-up tour.

Striking a note of optimism unwarranted by the previous eight-five minutes, the ending of ONE MISSED CALL leaves the story open for a sequel. As with the rest of the film, the handling of the supernatural elements is so arbitrary that you can easily imagine the feverish screenwriter making it up as he goes along without regard for rhyme or reason: Evil manifests itself for the big climax. Good, after taking its own sweet time, finally manifests itself to defeat the evil. (Apparently, the Good Ghost in the movie has some kind of “Final Girl Exemption Policy” that requires intervention only to save Beth at the ending.) But then, wouldn’t you know it, that eerie ring tone begins playing at the Final Fade-out. Somehow, it is hard to imagine anyone bothering to answer this call.


Of the film’s several unanswered questions, perhaps the most intriguing is this one: Did the cat in the opening scene have its own cell phone, and did it receive a call foretlling of its death?

According to the Internet Movie Database’s entry for the film, director Eric Valette never watched the Japanese film, and asked his actors to avoid it as well. Too bad – they might have learned something.

ONE MISSED CALL (2008). Directed by Eric Valette. Screenplay by Andrew Klavan, based on the novel Chakushin ari by Yasushi Akimoto and the screenplay by Miwako Daira. Cast: Shannyn Sossamon, Edward Burns, Ana Claudia Talancon, Ray Wise, Azura Skye, Johnny Lewis, Jason Beghe, Margaret Cho, Meagan Good, Rhoda Griffis, Dawn Dininger, Ariel Winter.

One Missed Call 2 (2005) – Film & DVD Review

This sequel to the 2004 film directed by Takashi Miike offers up more of the same, but without the directorial flare that helped distinguish ONE MISSED CALL from generic Japanese ghost films. The plot extends the back story several decades into the past, moving much of the action from Japan to Taiwan, but attempt at doing something new does not extend to the basic formula, which remains unchanged: people get a message on their cell phone foretelling their deaths, and at the appointed time, they die.
ONE MISSED CALL 2 never truly addresses the central problem inherent in its sequel status: ONE MISSED CALL treated the J-Horror formula as if it were exhausted; it seemed to want to mark the end of the trend. This was made most obvious during the film’s highlight, when one victim’s death is broadcast live on television, underlining the absurdity of a plot gimmick wherein characters know exactly when they will die but are powerless to avoid their fate. Continue reading “One Missed Call 2 (2005) – Film & DVD Review”

One Missed Call – Film & DVD Review

This rather blatant rip-off of RING (1998) manages to stand on its own by virtue of its satirical approach. Taking the familiar clichés and pushing them as far as they will go, ONE MISSED CALL borders on parody; the intent seems to be to drive a stake through the heart of the J-Horror genre, leaving behind nothing but a desiccated corpse from which all vitality has been sapped. The result is reasonably effective as a horror film, but the quirkiness of the approach – rather than the genre trappings – are the real appeal.
The premise is lifted from RING, which contained dialogue references to a supernatural phone call warning of impending death but ultimately settled on a videotape as the icon of horror. Dropping the videotape, ONE MISSED CALL features a series of victims who receive messages on their cell phones: the gimmick is that the calls Continue reading “One Missed Call – Film & DVD Review”