PACIFIC RIM is Tombstone pizza when you asked for Lombardi’s, McDonald’s when you wanted Shake Shack: A passable example of something that was never going to be the pinnacle of sophistication to begin with, but could have been so much better. Cinefantastique Online’s Steve Biodrowski, Lawrence French, and Dan Persons get together to discuss Guillermo del Toro’s eagerly awaited Kaiju (giant monsters) film, in which a corps of mammoth robots, called Jaegers (German for hunter — did you know that?) and piloted by an international team of mind-linked soldiers, embarks on a last-ditch mission to meet the enemy on both land and sea (will there be much destruction of valuable real estate? Oh, my child, certainly there will be), and put an end to the conflict once and for all. Battle sequences are analyzed, drama and character arcs, such as they are, are deconstructed, questions of how such talents as Idris Elba and Ron Perlman are misused are pondered, and slowly, slowly, the long route to recovery from dashed expectations is begun. Also: What’s coming to theaters next week.
Guillermo del Toro and Ron Perlman are game… A Hong Kong action star contracts RIGOR MORTIS… Brothers discover what’s UNDER THE BED…
From the luxurious Cinefantastique Online studios in NYC, Dan Persons brings you up-to-date on what’s happening in fantastic film & TV.
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Somehow, it seems like it was only a matter of time before director Nicolas Winding Refn hitched his camera to a hurtling piece of American metal and did a full-on car chase film. In DRIVE, Ryan Gosling plays a guy named… wait for it… Driver, a stunt man with a freelance career in piloting getaway cars and dreams of breaking into the racing world. That is, if his dedicated agent (Bryan Cranston) can swing the breaks, and he isn’t waylaid by gangsters Ron Perlman and Albert Brooks or distracted by his beautiful next-door neighbor (Carey Mulligan) and her young son. It’s Refn, so moral ambiguities will abound, not to mention some incredibly mounted chases and unrestrained violence. Sum total: Action goodness with both brains and balls. Fine, fine stuff.
And, yes, despite Refn’s heightened aesthetic, DRIVE doesn’t really qualify as genre film, but in the course of our conversation, the director does briefly discuss plans for his remake of LOGAN’S RUN, which will also star Gosling. So there ya go.
Click on the player to hear my interview with Refn.
Here’s the full trailer for CONAN THE BARBARIAN. Looks like plenty of swords and a nice amount of sorcery.
This new film of Robert E. Howard’s pulp character stars Jason Momoa (STARGATE: ATLANTIS), Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang (AVATAR), Rose McGowan (CHARMED), Saïd Taghmaoui, Ron Perlman (HELLBOY), Katarzyna Wolejnio, Leo Howard, Steve O’Donnell, Raad Rawi, and Nonso Anozie.
Directed by Marcus Nispel, from a screenplay by Thomas Dean Donnelly, Joshua Oppenheimer, and Sean Hood CONAN invades theaters August 19th, in normal and 3-D versions.
Nic Cage’s latest, SEASON OF THE WITCH — about two knights who seek to redeem themselves for their participation in the Crusades by transporting an accused witch to a monastery for trial — has been roundly burned at the stake by most critics. But is this film truly deserving of such condemnation? Heedless of the warnings, CFQ’s Steve Biodrowski, Lawrence French, and Dan Persons have braved exposure to the first genre film of 2011 and emerged, if not enriched, then at least more entertained than any of them expected. In this episode they discuss what works, what doesn’t, and whether it’s time to end the pile-on on Mr. Cage’s career.
Also on the slate: news and theatrical and home video releases. Click on the player to hear the show.
Opening tomorrow, January 7th is the medieval supernatural action thriller SEASON OF THE WITCH.
” Nicolas Cage (‘National Treasure’, ‘Ghost Rider’) and Ron Perlman (‘Hellboy’, ‘Hellboy II’) star in this tale of a 14th century Crusader who returns to a homeland devastated by the Black Plague. A beleaguered church, deeming sorcery the culprit of the plague, commands the two knights (Nicloas Cage, Ron Perlman) to transport an accused witch to a remote abbey, where monks will perform a ritual in hopes of ending the pestilence.
A priest, a grieving knight, a disgraced itinerant and a headstrong youth who can only dream of becoming a knight join a mission troubled by mythically hostile wilderness and fierce contention over the fate of the girl. When the embattled party arrives at the abbey, a horrific discovery jeopardises the knight’s pledge to ensure the girl fair treatment, and pits them against an inexplicably powerful and destructive force.”
Directed by Dominic Sena (KALIFORNIA) from a screenplay by Bragi F. Schut (THRESHOLD) , SEASON OF THE WITCH also stars Claire Foy, Stephen Campbell Moore, and Robbie Sheehan. Fan favorite Christopher Lee also appears.
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Walt Disney Pictures’ computer-animated adaptation of “Rapunzel”opens nationwide – in glorious 3-D. Preliminary critical reaction is overwhelmingly positive, judging from the 100% fresh rating at Rotten Tomatoes (“TANGLED proves that sincerity in animated films did not die with the advent of SHREK,” says Ed Gonzales of Slant Magazine). Directed by Nathan Greno, Byron Howard. Screenplay by Dan Fogelman, based on the fairy tale by Jacob Grimm and Wilhelm Grimm.
- Mandy Moore … Rapunzel
- Zachary Levi … Flynn Ryder
- Donna Murphy … Mother Gothel
- Ron Perlman … Stabbington Brother
- M.C. Gainey … Captain of the Guard
- Jeffrey Tambor … Big Nose Thug
- Brad Garrett … Hook Hand Thug
- Paul F. Tompkins … Short Thug
- Richard Kiel … Vlad
- Delaney Rose Stein … Young Rapunzel / Little Girl
- Nathan Greno … Guard #1 / Thug #1
- Byron Howard … Guard #2 / Thug #2
- Tim Mertens … Guard #3
Marcus Nispel directs the Nu Image film from a screenplay by Thomas Dean Donnelly, Joshua Oppenheimer, and Sean Hood, based on Robert E. Howard’s pulp sword & sorcery tales of Conan The Barbarian.
Jason Momoa (STARGATE ATLANTIS) stars as the Cimmerian adventurer, along with Rose McGowen (CHARMED), Steven Lang (AVATAR), Ron Perlman (HELLBOY), Katarzyna Wolejnio, and Rachel Nichols (ALIAS, STAR TREK).
In the race to create the next LORD OF THE RINGS franchise, studios and producers have tried several different tactics. Most have failed, only to be lost into the “C” movie nexus. OUTLANDER is one such title, a movie seeking to achieve an epic grandness through a modified conceit that sounds like sci-fi variation on the story of Beowulf and Grendel: what if a man from space crash-landed amongst the Vikings and helped them defeat an evil…an evil he brought with him? The film received extremely limited theatrical exposure last year before heading off to video; now it’s back with a new Blu-ray release.
Jim Caviezel (PASSION OF THE CHRIST) stars as Kainan, an extraterrestrial running from the annihilation of his colony. Unbeknownst to him until it’s too late, one of the creatures responsible for the colony’s destruction has snuck onboard his ship, causing it to crash land on the nearest planet – which just happens to be Earth. Kainan awakes from the crash to find his fellow astronaut dead and the creature long gone. After being captured by a Viking tribe led by Rothgar (John Hurt of 1984 fame) and his daughter Freya (Sophia Myles, UNDERWORLD), Kainan must convince the Vikings that the creature he hunts is real before it is too late for all of them.
The plot of OUTLANDER is a typical formula, tweaked slightly to come off as fresh and original. What if we have an outsider come in and claim to have seen some terrible horror and the villagers don’t believe him until it’s too late? When they finally see it for themselves, they rally behind the stranger and overcome evil. It’s been done before, and done better than it is here.
Not all is lost in this movie, however. The majority of performances are quite good, with a very solid cast. John Hurt lends some weight, while Sophia Myles more than holds her own. And lets not forget to mention Sci-Fi stalwart Ron Pearlman in an awesome, though much too brief, showing as the duel-hammer-wielding Gunnar. Unfortunately, the performance that matters most is the weakest of the lot: Jim Caviezel has truly convinced me that his face contains no emotion whatsoever. Serious Kainan, emotional Kainan, happy Kainan – all contain a straight mouth and tired eyes. However, every now and again, he erupts in a sudden burst of angry yelling that jars you into thinking that his performance might be turning around. Let me save you the time: it doesn’t.
OUTLANDER‘s special effects are okay, but not great. You can tell that, with a bigger budget, the effects would have really blistered your eyeballs. As it is, the visuals are passable but far from impressive. However, the concept of the monster itself is cool as hell. I won’t get too far into the details, but suffice to say I can think of worse ways to die than getting a fantastic light show before you are eaten.
These small bright spots are not enough to overcome a weak script, terrible pacing, and sub-par special effects. As with most movies, there is an audience niche for this film. People like space, people like Vikings – why not combine the two? But from a movie standpoint, OUTLANDER find’s itself between gripping Sci-Fi and typical SyFy. In the Hollywood Hit machine, OUTLANDER should have been left in to bake for a few minutes more.
The DVD (released May 19, 2009) includes your standard pack of extras. Nothing much really pops out, though if you are a fan of the computer design aspect of film, the Visual Effects Tests will be right up your alley. Features include:
- Deleted Scenes
- Visual Effects Tests
- Production Design Galleries
- Audio Commentary by Writer-Director Howard McCain and Producers Dirk Blackman, Chris Roberts and John Schimmel
Vivendi Entertainment’s recent Blu-ray re-release (May 18, 2010) ports over these bonus items and adds a “Making of Outlander” featurette.
OUTLANDER (copyright 2008; theatrical release, January 2009; home video debut, May 2009). Directed b Howard McCain. Written by Dirk Blackman & Howard McCain. Cast: James Caviezel, Sophia Myles, Jack Huston, John Hurt, Cliff Saunders, Patrick Stevenson, Aidan Devine, Ron Perlman, Bailey Maughan, John Nelles, James Preston Rogers.
Laserblast likes to shine a light on exciting horror, fantasy and science fiction home video releases, but this week the light is dim, with no exciting theatrical blockbusters making their debut on DVD, Blu-ray, or Video on Demand. Instead we look at a handful of direct-to-video titles and some cult movie re-issues, including one featuring a famous flying turtle.
THE NEW DAUGHTER is a horror thriller starring Kevin Costner. The set-up is pretty standard: after a divorced father moves into a rural home with his two children, the daughter begins acting strange; is she just a troubled teen, or is she the victim of a mysterious evil lurking in the house? The film received a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it limited theatrical release last December, but it’s essentially a direct-to-video title. The handful of critics who have seen it have not been kind, giving the film a 29% rating at Rotten Tomatoes.
OUTLANDER bills itself as “BEOWULF Meets PREDATOR.” The novelty of this sci-fi action-adventure is its time period, with an alien crash-landing his ship on Earth during the Viking-era in Norway. Unfortunately, he brings with him a carniverous creature who wrecks havoc on all concerned. Jim Caviezel and Sophia Myles star, with Ron Perlman and John Hurt in supporting roles.
GAMERA: THE GIANT MONSTER is the first in a new series of DVD releases featuring Daie Studios answer to Godzilla. For decades, the film was available in altered form in the U.S., under the title GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE. The new disc offers the original Japanese version, with a new HD master from vault elements, plus these bonus features: a retrospective featurette looking at the Gamera franchise (including interviews with filmmakers), an audio commentary by August Ragone (author of Eiji Tsuburaya: Master of Monsters), and a publicity gallery.
TOKYO GORE POLICE arrives again on DVD, this time in a two-disc set (titled TOKYO GORE POLICE 1.5) from Tokyo Shock. The story follows the Police Corporation’s battle with genetically modified super-criminals. The second disc i filled with short follow-up films.
The low-budget ’60s exploitation opus THE NAVY VS. THE NIGHT MONSTERS – a film more famous for its title than anything else – gets the DVD treatment. Mamie Van Doren and Anthony Eisley. star in this tale of the Navy fighting some Night Monsters – basically walking, carnivorous plants along the lines of DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS.
Finally, a company named Echo Bridge Home Entertainment is release discount versions of previously available titles at $6.99 a pop. If you have been holding off on purchasing 30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA, AVH: ALIEN VS HUNTER, INVASION OF THE POD PEOPLE, and HAUNTING OF WINCHESTER HOUSE, now’s your chance to save a few bucks while completing your collection.