I KNOW WHO KILLED ME – the new mystery-thriller starring Lindsay Lohan – remained a mystery to critics on Friday, who were not permitted to screen the film in time to have their reviews tabulated at Rotten Tomatoes.
You can probably guess what this means. As if to confirm our cynicism, the one lucky (?) reviewer who did get a pre-release glimpse was notably not impressed:
- “The filmmakers don’t trust viewers to think for themselves. In case you didn’t see enough dismemberment and gore during the first few minutes of the movie, they cheerfully expand on the carnage in additional flashbacks. Because the film is downright torpid between hackings, this may be a type of blessing. […] There is no way that Lohan was in her right mind when she signed the contract for this one.” – Dan Lybarger, EFilmCritic.Com