CFQ Websurfing: Revenge of the Sith

Darth Vader taught a Jedi Master a lesson in the power of the Dark Side of the Force, according to this article in the Telegraph:

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol – known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead – was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader’s trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.  
Wielding a metal crutch – his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs – the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.
After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

The whole thing sounds so contrived that at first I figured it has to be a set-up for the camera crew. Then I realized that any self-respecting Lucasoids would have staged something a little less pathetic than an assault with a crutch.


Artist’s Rendition of the Perpetrator, with Weapon.

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