Rodan/War of the Gargantuas – DVD Review

For kaiju(i.e. Japanese Giant Monster movies) fans, this double-bill of two of the best non-Godzilla movies represents a must-have. Featuring both the original Japanese and the revised American versions, this double-disc DVD presents these kaiju classics with the respect they have never before received on U.S. shores.
While Rodan went on to become Godzilla’s sidekick in a number of the later monster team-up movies, the original RODAN is quite a respectable achievement in its own right. This is something of a transitional film, abandoning the somber black-and-white moodiness of Toho’s earlier monster movies but still retaining the serious science fiction tone. Although shot in color, this was the last Toho kaiju in the Academy 1.33 aspect ratio. Subsequent releases from THE MYSTERIANS on were shot in the widescreen scope ratio of 2.35, and from MOTHRA onward the movies would veer toward light-hearted fantasy. Unlike many of these later kaiju efforts, RODAN shows director Ishiro Honda still striving to build an atmosphere of unease, much like the original GODZILLA.
Rodan (1956)RODAN’s storyline features a slow build-up over the discovery of the mutilated bodies of some miners on the island of Kyushu. Brave miner Shigeru (Kenji Sahara) leads an investigation but winds up getting trapped in a cave-in. The miners have been killed by some giant insect-like larvae, but when a giant pterodactyl egg hatches, the real menace -Rodan – emerges and makes quite a breakfast of the killer larvae, while leaving the observant Shigeru in a state of shock. Unlike Godzilla, who knocked buildings over with his claws or burned them with his radioactive breath, Rodan spends most of his time in the sky, creating hurricane-force winds with his wings and wreaking major devastation with the shock waves as he passes overhead. Instead of old stand-by Tokyo, the city of Saseabo gets leveled by the onslaught as Rodan is joined by a female mate. The whole thing reaches an unusual climax with a suicide pact between the monsters who plunge themselves into a growing volcano for a memorably somber finish.
This disc represents the DVD Region 1 debut of the original Japanese version of the film, which is 10 minutes longer than the truncated American version with which American fans are familiar. In addition, the Japanese version comes with stronger and brighter colors. At the same time, the American version is interesting, especially as almost the entire dialgoue track was dubbed by Paul Frees (WAR OF THE WORLDS) and Keye Luke (GREMLINS), doing different characters with stock Asian accents, and with a very young George Takei (STAR TREK) giving the English dialogue for Japanese children.
War of the GargantuasEven more exciting is the first widescreen presentation of WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS on domestic home video (previously released on a full screen laserdisc). I had originally caught up with the movie on the Million Dollar Movie as a kid, where it seemed to play every night for a week, and I enjoyed it so much that I re-watched it almost every time.
The film was created as a sequel to FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERED THE WORLD, which depicted a monster that could regenerate from a single body part, in this case resulting in two monsters. Both retain a flat-topped Frankenstein-type dome and headpiece, but American producer Henry G. Saperstein decided to rename the monsters “Gargantuas” and obscured the continuity.1In the Japanese version, after the revelation that there are two Frankensteins, the monsters are given the names to distinguish them: Sanda (brown one) and Gaira (evil green one, spelled “Gailah” in the English subtitles). The Japanese version is actually 4 minutes shorter than the American cut and has a darker picture quality.
War of the GargantuasWAR OF THE GARGANTUAS has an intriguing opening: in the midst of a rainstorm, a giant octopus attacks a Japanese freighter; helps seems to arrive when a Green Gargantua pries the octopus away, but instead of rescuing the sailors, the monster starts eating them. We are then introduced to Dr. Paul Stewart (a likeable but indifferent Russ Tamblyn, replacing Nick Adams who starred in FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD) and his beautiful assistant Akemi (Kumi Mizuno, returning from FCW), who refuse to believe that the carnivorous beast could have been the baby Brown Gargantua (looking much like LAND OF THE LOST’s Chaka) they had nurtured until he ran away.2
It’s not long before the Green Gargantua emerges from Tokyo Bay and ambles across Haneda airport where he devours a female office worker. The American version adds a shot of the worker’s chewed clothing, but the Japanese version cuts poignantly to some flowers on the ground. Green Gargantua runs away when sunlight emerges from behind some clouds, returning at night to pick up a Caucasian lounge singer warbling the memorably awful song “The Words Get Stuck in My Throat” (sung in English in both versions), whom he drops when all the nightclub lights are turned on.
One distinction for GARGANTUAS is that, for once, the Japanese military prove somewhat effective. They bring out their giant Maser cannons and do some damage on Green Gargantua  before he gets away to wrestle around the city with his better-natured brother, Sanda. Also notable: after this film and DESTROY ALL MONSTERS, Toho decided to save money on miniature buildings by setting their monster rumbles in the countryside rather than in cities, rendering GARGANTUAS one of the last epics of destruction before Godzilla was revived in the ‘80s.
The print of WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS is bright and vibrant, though there are some rare instances of aliasing problems due to compression. The sound is good overall, though Gailah’s chirping noises can remind one of a French rooster and begin to grate on the nerves after a while. The Japanese soundtrack presents Akira Ifukubie’s complete score (with a great march like the one the composer wrote for DESTROY ALL MONSTERS); the American version replaces some of the original score with library music.
A great bonus feature is BRINGING GODZILLA DOWN TO SIZE, written and produced by GODZILLA experts Ed Godziszewski and Steve Ryfle. Though it has some pacing problems, the documentary gives us behind-the-scenes stories concerning Eiji Tsuburaya (special effects supervisor) and art director Yasuyuki Inoue (miniature city designer and unsung hero of kaiju movies), as well as commentary and reminiscences from Haruo Nakajima, Kenpachiro Satsuma and Tsutomu “Tom” Kitagawa, who played Godzilla in the ‘50s-‘70s, ’80-‘90s, and GODZILLA 2000 on, each explaining and demonstrating their interpretation of the character as well as offering anecdotes about difficulties and near accidents, especially in Toho’s large water set. While similar features have been included on Japanese import DVDs (sans English subtitles), it is great to see a number of Japanese artists who worked on kaiju movies and hear their stories in a feature-length documentary.
This set is highly recommended to all lovers of kaiju eiga!
RODAN/WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS. Classic Media release through Genius Entertainment.

  • RODAN (Sora no Daikiaju Radon [“Rodan, Monster from the Sky”], 1956). Directed by Ishiro Honda. Written by Takeshi Kimura and Takeo Murata from a story by Ken Kuronuma; English dialogue by David Duncan. Cast: Kenji Sahara, Yumi Shirakawa, Akihiko Harata, Akio Kohori.
  • WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS (Furankenshutain no Kaiju [“Frankenstein’s Monsters: Sanda versus Gaira“], 1966). Directed by Ishiro Honda. Written by Ishiro Honda and Takeshi Kimura, story by Reuben Bercovitch. Cast: Russ Tamblyn, Kumi Mizuno, Nobuo Nakamura, Kenji Sahara, Jun Tazaki.

FOOTNOTES:

  1. The original trailer for WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS (which unfortunately is not included in this set) was constructed from takes featuring the dialogue recorded on set, with the Japanese cast speaking their native language and imported American star Russ Tamblyn speaking in English. This reveals that the decision to rename the monsters for American consumption was not a last-minute change made while dubbing the American version – Tamblyn can be heard calling the monsters “Gargantuas” while his Japanese co-stars call them “Frankenstein.”
  2. The existence of this flashback creates some continuity problems, because it does not comform precisely to what we saw in FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD, which featured a very human-looking monster, not the bigfoot-like creature seen here. The scene seems to exist for the benefit of the American version, which pretends to be a stand-alone film.

Nightmare City (1980) – DVD Review

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When NIGHTMARE CITY was released in the U.S. in 1983, it was shorn of 4 minutes of footage and retitled CITY OF THE WALKING DEAD (not to be confused with Fulci’s CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD). Blue Underground has seen fit to re-issue the out-of-print Anchor Bay widescreen DVD release of Umberto Lenzi’s low-budget zombie movie, transferred from a pristine print (though all the dubbing problems possessed by the original remain intact as well).
Lenzi’s claim to fame derives from his being the pioneer of the exotic cannibal movie, a genre launched by his MAN FROM DEEP RIVER, as well as his being the man to do the most notorious film in that genre, CANNIBAL FEROX (aka MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY). NIGHTMARE CITY was clearly an attempt to cash in on Romero’s DAWN OF THE DEAD (1979( and possibly Fulci’s ZOMBIE (1980) as well. Lenzi claims he hated the original script, fought with the female producer of the film (Diego Alchimede), and objected to having to cast Stiglitz (TINTORERA) as his leading man (he wanted DJANGO’s Franco Nero).
The truth of the matter is that while NIGHTMARE CITY isn’t very good, neither is it dull, and there is a certain nostalgia factor for those who caught the film in the early ‘80s. To distinguish himself from Romero, Lenzi depicts his zombies as quick-moving and quick-witted (far in advance of 28 DAYS LATER or the DAWN remake), employing weapons rather than bare hands and teeth, and like vampires they drink blood rather than consume flesh. (The film does explore the idea that the zombies might be vampires, but they have no fangs, no supernatural powers, nor are they afraid of religious iconography).
The movie begins with reporter Dean Miller (Stiglitz) going to the airport to interview Professor Hagenbeck, when a plane mysterious lands without having radioed the tower. Suddenly, the local police are confronted by hordes of disembarking zombies attempting to cut every throat they see. This could have been an impressive set piece, but Lenzi utterly failed to make it credible in the slightest, as the machine guns are obviously firing blanks: no squibs explode; no property is damaged by bullets; and considering later gore, the blood spilled is rather minimal.
Lenzi proves inept at creating atmosphere, suspense, or shock throughout the film, but he does keep things moving, and the zombie attacks throughout are certainly plentiful. The DVD contains a short 13 minute interview with Lenzi in Italian with English subtitles. Here Lenzi claims he wanted to use the film to explore the idea of contamination (the zombies were apparently created by radiation from a military weapon, and some of them have been slathered with unconvincing brown goop to indicate infection). The Italian title of the film was Incubo Sulla Citta Contaminata. Unfortunately, Lenzi makes a boneheaded and offensive comment about the zombies being like AIDS patients, spreading contagion throughout society.
But then thinking is certainly not this film’s strong point. Miller’s wife, Dr. Anna Miller (Trotter) makes some Luddite comments about how we would all be better off without nuclear energy and Coca-Cola, but the blame really belongs to mankind itself. General Murchison (EATEN ALIVE’s Mel Ferrer) orders Dean’s breaking news report cut off mid-report, assuming apparently that  news blackout can best prevent widespread panic as the zombie contagion spreads throughout the city (followed by an electrical blackout as zombies attack the local power plants).
According to Lenzi, the script originally ended with a helicopter rescue, ala DAWN OF THE DEAD. He rightly pegged this as unsatisfying, and then managed to make an even worse ending ripped off of DEAD OF NIGHT and the original INVADERS FROM MARS, in which a nightmare becomes reality.
Worth noting is Stelvio Cipriani’s low-budget synthesizer score, filled with those familiar bass beats and electronic sounds, but not up to the level of his work for DEATH STALKS IN HIGH HEELS or Bava’s BAY OF BLOOD. Dubbing fans can listen for  iconic voice artist Al Clivers (ZOMBIE) doing not one but three dub jobs: a character at the airport, a voice over the hospital speakers, and a radio announcer.
Makeup fans may get a few giggles from chocolate-oatmeal-faced zombies, slit throats that fail to bleed, an arm torn off that fails to bleed, a radical on-camera breast reduction, and close-ups of zombies being shot through the head – filmed against blue backdrops that don’t match the locations of the long shots. While definitely disreputable stuff, one doesn’t easily forget the assault on the lycra-wearing dance-exercise program, a doctor hurling a scalpel at a zombie during a hospital assault, nor the final assent up a rollercoaster while blasting on-coming zombies. Recommended only for spaghetti film-lovers who like a special emphasis on the red sauce.
NIGHTMARE CITY (Incubo Sulla Citta Contaminata, 1980; Blue Underground DVD release on 4/08; re-issue of 2002 Anchor Bay DVD). Directed by Umberto Lenzi. Written by Antonio Cesare Corti, Luis Maria Delgado, and Piero Regnoli. Cast: Hugo Stiglitz; Laura Trotter; Mel Ferrer; Francisco Rabal; Maria Rosaria Omaggio.
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Igor (2008)

Like Rodney Dangerfield, evil scientists’ minions get no respect, and IGOR, the MGM-released animated film from Sparx Animation Studios (staffed mainly by Vietnamese artists), addresses the concept while suffering from it at the same time. Lacking a strong family hook to entice an audience to a non-Disney cartoon, IGOR has been unceremoniously dumped onto the theatrical market with minimal promotion.
That is unfortunate as IGOR does have some fine qualities, including a top rank vocal cast and, in Chris McKenna (AMERICAN DAD), a scriptwriter who clearly loves Frankenstein films and the kind of stereotyped characters who appear in them. Additionally, IGOR plays with the concept of a terror-based society, that of the country of Malaria whose economy dried up with the appearance of a permanent thunderstorm, leading King Malbert (voiced by Jay Leno) to conceive the notion of extorting funds from neighboring countries by threatening to unleash the most evil creations of Malaria’s top evil scientists if they don’t pay up.
However, for the most part IGOR is a standard “underdog makes good” story geared for the “monster kid” crowd who have fond cinematic memories of mad scientists and their minions. Much like the real world, in Malaria people are judged on their appearances, including the titular hero (John Cusack), who because of his hunched back, was sent to “Igor” school to learn how to be a minion (which seems primarily based on learning to take blows, pull switches, and say, “Yeth, mathter” like Boris Karloff’s hunchback lisping executioner in THE TOWER OF LONDON).
However, Igor has already been more successful than his master Dr. Glickenstein (John Cleese in an all too brief role): on his own, Igor has created his two best friends, Scamper (Steve Buscemi), a suicidal, existential rabbit plagued by indestructibility; and Brain (Sean Hayes), a disembodied (and discombobulated) brain in a jar with a mechanical arm attached. To achieve his dreams, Igor hopes to enter Malaria’s annual Evil Science Fair, which is won almost every year by the cheating and conniving Dr. Schadenfreud (Eddie Izzard), who steals competitors’ evil inventions in a bid to eventually supplant King Mallbert.
The inventive but asymmetric Igor creates the even more asymmetrical Eva (Molly Shannon), succeeding where the other evil scientists have failed: creating life. When Igor and friends take her to a brainwash to give Eva an orientation in being a creature of destruction, she is inadvertently exposed to James Brady’s INSIDE THE ACTOR’S STUDIO and resolves instead to become a great actress.
The art direction by Olivier Besson reminds one of the stop-motion look of ’s A NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, with many main characters having angular, insectoid designs, only not as ornately lush or as ideally realized. The direction by Tony Leondis (LILO & STITCH 2; EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE 2: KRONK’S NEW GROOVE) is professional without being inventively inspired.
Cusack and the animators create a likable Igor, who must decide what his true intentions are, and Jennifer Coolidge delights as Schadenfreude’s conniving accomplice, but the picture is really stolen by Buscemi’s buck-toothed bunny with the permanent tire mark across his tummy. Buscemi’s droll delivery really sells Scamper’s deliciously dour and resigned outlook on life and its numerous frustrations.
While animated, IGOR is not a film intended for small children, who are more likely to be puzzled rather than frightened by its formulaic content. On the downside, the pace is uneven, progressing in fits and starts, though it does have some demented highlights as when Eva mistakes the Evil Science Fair for an audition for Annie (the horror, the horror). For monster lovers, the film does offer some delights, but mainstream audiences are unlikely to embrace this misshapen movie and its “making the right choices” message.
IGOR (2008). Director: Tony Leondis. Screenwriter: Chris McKenna. Producers: John D. Eraklis, Max Howard. Executive Producer: Jean-Luc De Fanti. Art Director: Olivier Besson. Music: Patrick Doyle. Editor: Herve Schneid. 85 minutes. Rated PG. Voices: John Cusack, Steve Buscemi, Eddie Izzard, Sean Hayes, Molly Shannon, John Cleese, Jay Leno, Jennifer Coolidge, Christian Slater.

Cheesy, Sleazy, Mixed-Up Astro-Zombies – Book Review

cheazy sleazymixed-up astro-zombiesFringe film-making can be a fascinating subject, and certainly many of the subjects of Kirk Lodes’ book Cheesy, Sleazy, Mixed-Up Astro-Zombies: The 100 Worst Actors and Directors of All Time are deserving of greater critical attention. Unfortunately, this isn’t the book that brings a balanced look at the strengths and weaknesses of the filmmakers it covers.
Lodes is clearly influenced by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 and shares a similar snarky attitude towards his subjects. Lodes has a easy to read style, and his choices are often apt (among his worst directors are Coleman Francis, Ray Dennis Steckler, Jerry Warren, Al Adamson, Jesus Franco, Bill Rebane, Larry Buchanan), but he also includes directors who have made entertaining and even accomplished films indiscriminately in the mix (e.g. Roger Corman, Jack Hill, Larry Cohen, and Monte Hellman among others).
Just what Lodes’ critical standards are, is not apparent in this book. Films are dismissed as boring, trashy garbage, with no further elucidation of just what it was about them that made Lodes render so harsh a judgment. Lodes covers lots of titles, but offers almost no details on any of the works he mentions. It is frequently not clear if Lodes has even seen all the films he condemns, and often if a filmmaker has made some bad films, all his films are assumed to be worthless as well.
Worse, some of Lodes’ information is technically inaccurate. As I covered extensively in my retrospective on LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS in
Cinefantastique, Corman’s 1960 farce took more than two days to shoot (principal photography – the scenes shot on sets – was completed in two days; the outdoor scenes took two additional weekends to complete). He also alleges that Corman wrote DR. HECKYLL AND MR. HYPE, when the film was actually written and directed by former Corman colleague Charles B. Griffith for Cannon Films, with no Corman involvement whatsoever.(Corman, of course, was involved in the New World Films Griffith directed, but not this one). Other misstatements call Lodes’ accuracy into serious question.
Additionally, Lodes sometimes falls prey to malapropisms. For example, he refers to a film’s “illegible plot” instead of “unintelligible plot,” which is what he appears to mean. For someone seeking a snide overview of dubious cinematic achievements, Lodes’ work could supply a surfeit of titles for their Netflix queue and some basic background on the performers and directors involved in their production, but for serious students of the cinefantastique, there is no first-hand information (none of the filmmakers were interviewed by the author) nor any genuine critical acumen to bring enlightenment concerning the darker corners of cinematic experience.
Cheesy, Sleazy, Mixed-Up Astro-Zombies: The 100 Worst Actors and Directors of All Time by Kirk J. Lodes (Publish America).